july

my neighbor, her kid, stephanie, and abby all came over today to have a drink. i needed it. it's been a long month and it's only the 13th.

yesterday, all i could think about was beating my son. he got mad at me, and bit me on the face. he's lucky i didn't bite him back, 'cuz i thought about it. then he poked me in the eye like 3 times, hard and right IN my eye, not next to it, not even softly, he just poked his motley little finger STRAIGHT into my pupil. i thought i was going to have to kill him. and to top it all off he did not take a nap. ugh.

(ok, jason just walked in the door, he's been out with his friends for a drink after work....and i can always tell when he's been drinking too much because he rhymes all of his sentences. it cracks me the eff up. i've called him on it before...but it's been awhile since he's been out drinking, here's what he just said..."i have to pee, flea." ha ha ha! what a dork. think he gets any digits with slick game like that?!)

anyway, i was talking about my stupid day yesterday....actually i am done talking about it. i think i would rather be entertained by my way cool husband. this is too good to pass up and it's not so often that i can laugh at him...oh, no way...now he just came in here and said, "hey, blogstress, i know you are going to be mad at me, but i am going to go outside and have a cigarette." WHAT A DUMBFUCK. yeah, i am mad. he's stupid and now i don't think he's funny anymore. now i just think he's gross. and dumb. and smelly. and stupid. and i hope he reads this so he can see how dumb he is. did i mention stupid?

ok, so now i am mad at both boys in my house. i really wish i would have married a non-smoking woman. life would be so much easier. but nick would look so much different....