stupid lady...

ok, so i was at the shoe store with nick this morning. and when i was putting him in his car seat, i could see a car trying to park in the empty spot next to me, but on the passenger side where i was putting my son in his seat. so, i am thinking to myself, don't rush, just take your time and get him in tight and right because the lot is EMPTY and this person is crazy for squeezing in the spot next to me...but whatever. so, this person decides they've waited long enough and they HIT MY CAR door as they are trying to park. HELLO?! so, (i'm not hurt) and i say, (very nicely i must add...i know all of you who know me are waiting for some crazy ass tirade but i seriously kept my cool..) "um, lady that was so dumb." she looks at me and says, after a l....o....n....g..... pause "sorry." Huh?! i then say, "that was really stupid. you could see i was trying to put my son in his car seat, there are a ton of other open spots." and she then goes off, "ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?" and i say, "well, actually, yeah. you are stupid, that was a stupid thing you just did. i can't believe that you couldn't wait or go somewhere else. i see you have a kid in your car, you must know how it is." and then she just got irate and yelled at me. so then i had to get out of my car, and tell her i was calling the police and i wrote down her car make/model RAV4, and her license plate XMAS BBY (wtf?) yeah that's right, i put it out here online, screw her. then i went to the police station. well, unfortch i didn't get her name or her insurance information. (now who's stupid? whoops!) and the police woman said i should maybe try to get that first from my insurance before doing anything, cuz it might not be worth it. UGH. so here is the lesson....next time i get hit by some hormonal mom, pregnant and with her 4 year old in their SUV because they have no patience. i will not call them stupid. i will simply RAM them with my car so i feel better.
the end.